I'M GORGEOUS!

WANNA SEE PICTURES OF ME???????!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?



I AM REALLY PRETTY AND GORGEOUS AND HA IN YOUR FACE, SARDINE! MY HAIR IS PRETTIER THAN YOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I REALLY HATE PEOPLE WHO CALL ME UGLY BECAUSE THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY INSECURE? DID I EVER TELL YOU WHAT INSECURE MEANS? WELL, IT MEANS THAT YOU MAKE FUN OF US BECAUSE YOU HATE YOURSELF! THAT'S RUDE! WE ALSO GOT A MIRROR DOWNSTAIRS! IT'S BIG AND REFLECTS MY FACE ACCURATELY! IT TOLD ME THAT I WAS THE FAIREST ONE OF ALL! HAHAHA I THINK IT TOLD TAYLOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND SARDINE THAT THEY ARE UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Vicki (DON'T CALL ME TORI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOEVER DID THAT I AM MAD AT!)

SARDINE!!!!!!!!!!!

SARDINE IS SO IMMATURE, IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First of all, she told me that my hair was hideous. WELL THEN. I wanted to be all sarcastic and stuff and be all, "WELL MY HAIR DOESN'T LOOK LIKE AN ICE CREAM CONE!", but being the super mature person I am, I just told her she had a weird hairstyle going on.

SO GET THIS.

Sabine basically told us that her sister was INSECURE and that's why she chose to call Vicki's hair ugly! Here are some pictures of Vicki because nobody calls my best sister UGLY WHEN SHE IS GORGEOUS. (I am gorgeous, too, because we are both great.)

Do you know what insecure means? Well, in case you aren't smart like us, it simply means that It simply means that you think you’re great because you have low self-esteem and that you don’t realize that we are the real great ones. First of all, we are the sun queens. That is a big responsibility to uphold and we have to uphold it. By being the sun queens, we have complete and unlimited access to the gallery of mirrors in the palace of Versailles. Yes, Sardine IS French, but she is not a sun queen and does not have privileges like we do.

Anyway, we are writing a book and it’s great. We will post excerpts here if you promise you won't plagiarize, copy, and/or call it your own because it's not yours. Be an original and come up with your own ideas. Don't be like Taylor. Please.

Nicki and Vicki

We renewed our bloggity blog blog blog!

OK. So we had this problem. We forgot our password to our old blog and our old e-mail address so we couldn't update you on our wonderful lives which are perfect.
WE FIXED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (by starting a new blog, of course)
If you are interested in reading the sole entry on our old blog, CLICKY!
We know you love us, so we had to include that link.
SO LISTEN TO THIS! OMG TAYLOR DANGER 911!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She told us that we were *gasp* immature! IMMATURE. US? IMMATURE? What is this world coming to? Seriously. We weren't elected as presidents of the United States so we had to go to France to get elected. Our publicist-slash-agent is really working for us. Caitlin went to D.C. yesterday, and I'm sure she went to find out why we weren't elected as Presidents.
Back to Tay Tay...
She keeps staring at us and it's beyond freaky! IT'S SUPER FREAKY! We are pretty, and I'm sure she knows that which explains the creepy staring, but...but...but...
...pictures will last longer than staring. And WE are sure her cell phone has a camera.
Anyway, we made up a super creative song about Taylor:
She thinks she's great
But she acts like she's eight
Calling us immature
Sure!
She's wrong!
We don't get along
And that's the purpose of this song!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TAYLORRRRRRRR!
Two thumbs down. Two big toes down, too.

NickiandVicki